Saturday 28 May 2011

Beginning of new things

Today i went to the shop.
Sounds normal yes? well no.
I first noticed something unusual when as a stepped out of the door i had no shoes on but felt rather comfortable.
I carried on however to the shop which was just down the road this was a normal thing for me to do on a Saturday morning but today i wanted to buy something a little different. I was ready to buy glue and chicken heads rather than my absolutely brutal energy drink and cigarettes.

Yesterday i had a "friend" at my house we got very drunk. While drinkable he said something distgustingly horrible to me he said to me that i am pansy loser who cannot even do anything daring at all. We both went to sleep.

Today i find my feet covered in rubber he must have done it while i was sleeping so i came up with a plan.

When he woke up he screamed so loudly he almost burst my ear drums. He found himself super glued to 20 chicken head with no way of getting there gawking blood dripping heads of hie face and arms. Today i exacted revenge and he deserved it.

Wednesday 25 May 2011

Ancient Greece

So Today i went to The library of Alexandria.
There were some proper Pussy Ass Statues of these naked men probably done by men.
So i shout
"GOD THESE GREEKS ARE GAY!!, I BET THEY BUM EACH OTHER EVERYDAY!"
so i continued on my tour of the library and listen to poncy ass music
i asked them if they had any METAL! but it turns out they don't so i came home and wrote this
WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 24 May 2011

HEELLROOOO!!

HEY BRUTAL DUDES AND CHICKS!
 Ive just stared this blog about my adventures round the world hope you will enjoy them as much as me!

Many NANG Regards
TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!